Typically cheeky and subversive thoughts by Mark Roques of Reality Bites (WYSOCS):
Good evening and welcome to my lecture. For those who lack knowledge my name is Professor Singen Smedley and I am a vastly erudite and important scholar.
This evening I will be lecturing you on the topic – how we became enlightened.
Continue reading on his blog here, or listen to it in a daft voice here (if you can listen in a daft voice).